Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for September 30, 2019

Contrary to popular opinion, Subarus are not watertight.

I’ve said too much.

No wonder why most Subarus, 97% are still on the road today and you can make their back ends into aquariums

Car pool for turtles?

Well, where did he think those turtles would go?

Imagine the wonderful irony of Binkley’s stunt had his dad owned an AMC Pacer instead of a Subaru!

I once had a turtle as a pet.

There’s just no respect for tradition anymore: when I was a kid, we put turtles and crawdads and such-like in the bathtub!

It doesn’t look like my Forester, it must be an Outback – ya think?

Someone in Ukraine listened.

Time to drain the swamp?

Tommy Turtle looks happy.

Well, at least your SUV is watertight (just on the wrong side, in- rather than out-)….

Terrapin love. It’s what makes a Subaru, a Subaru.

Subarus are apparently turtle-friendly and turtle-approved.

There is nothing that I would rather do, than make love in a Subaru. Thank you Doctor Dimento.