Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 07, 2019

First, to thine own self be fool, and it must follow as the night the day that thou canst be-fool any man!

A fool and your money are soon parted

His other sign reads “WILL WORK FOR QUARTERS BEHIND EARS”.

Fooling himself for puttin’ on the ritz??

…fool me twice, shame on me.

You got that right.

Tragic story. He’s become disillusioned.

“Will Ballroom dance for food.”

The level of disinterest is overwhelming. Even the dog ignores him.

Sounds like the story of TRAITOR Trumputin’s life, or at least the last few years.

They arrested him, but he had a Get Out of Jail card in his giant thimble.

Don’t sqwand-er your money on another rabbit.

Carrots are divine you get a dozen for a dime, its magic. Bugs Bunny quote

Nothing up my sleeve.

Did he lose on Penn and Teller’s “Fool Us”?

While it sounds dumb, it’s actually an effective coping mechanism.

It used to be called four flushing (four of a suit instead of five).

How about switching to card tricks?

Pen and Teller were not fooled.

Genius. :)