The only thing you really need to know about women is that they WILL hurt you if you cross them. It may not be right then, but expect it when you least expect it.
Why you all gotta be so mean? Really! men are exactly as weird as women are. It’s like saying you don’t understand me because of something your wife did last week. I mean really!
They usually only want one thing; more.
“Is that all you’ve got?”
It built civilization.
Most guys were cool with laying on the beach,
snagging a fish now & then,
but no, you wanted fire.
“& put some pants on.”
Yukoner over 13 years ago
Wow, that old!!
Charles Evans Premium Member over 13 years ago
In other words Skylar, infinity plus one.
vlechtja over 13 years ago
A raccoon has a better chance at understanding quantum mechanics.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Yup. It just can’t be done.
wolfcookie over 13 years ago
To infinity and beyond!
wicky over 13 years ago
Whats to understand?
jkoskov over 13 years ago
Too true!
pamlicorat over 13 years ago
The only thing you really need to know about women is that they WILL hurt you if you cross them. It may not be right then, but expect it when you least expect it.
snarky1941 over 13 years ago
Here is a link to more literal observations in the style of Shoe: http://theforexmom.com/why-teachers-drink/
ottomaeshun over 13 years ago
Even the question is ageless.
odeliasimone over 13 years ago
Wow! Think I will exit this room. Too many negative vibes.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
…but you can’t live without us!!
ilsapadu over 13 years ago
Why you all gotta be so mean? Really! men are exactly as weird as women are. It’s like saying you don’t understand me because of something your wife did last week. I mean really!
blackman2732 over 13 years ago
You’ll be about 25, Skyler.
gofinsc over 13 years ago
You already understand all you will ever understand about women.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
They usually only want one thing; more. “Is that all you’ve got?” It built civilization. Most guys were cool with laying on the beach, snagging a fish now & then, but no, you wanted fire. “& put some pants on.”
pbarnrob over 13 years ago
Hey! Raccoons understand quantum mechanics just fine!
They just haven’t the words to explain it to us!
Now about women. Flowers say “I’m sorry.” She already knows that. Chocolate says “I love you!” And, more importantly, it works!