Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 06, 2019
Transcript:
Hamhock: I don't get it, Bixby. I'm cute, funny, talented. I can sing and dance. Heck, I'll even do slapstick, I'm not proud. So why am I only seen as a piece of meat? I see the stares! At my rump, my loins, my chops! And the baloney fans! I can't even repeat what they stare at! You see me as more than just someone who can fill out a sausage, don't you? Bixby: Sure, kid. Hamhock: Oh, thank you, Bixby, thank you... Bixby: Easy, Hamhock, you're gettin' gravy all over my paperwork...
VictoryRider about 5 years ago
Go over to Pearls Before Swine and get a few pointers from Pig.
rugeirn about 5 years ago
There’s a theme song for this: Tails and Trotters. Sung by Anne Mayo Muir with Gordon Bok and Ed Trickett. Enjoy!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ORaOCKXVqUY
realexander about 5 years ago
Move to a kosher neighborhood.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Those are just his natural juices.
knight1192a about 5 years ago
Don’t want to know what I see him as, and it has nothing to do with food. And don’t you gutter brains even go there either.
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
Us baloney fans see so much more in you.
jbarnes about 5 years ago
I’m sensing echoes of Charlotte’s Web.
hertreehouse about 5 years ago
How did bacon miss that list?