Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 01, 2020

Transcript:

Man: Captain Victorious!! I come from the future with an urgent message!! Captain Victorious: Ulk- the future? Who are you? Man: I'm the Captain Victorious of the 30th Century and I must warn you! Mr. Negato has broken out of jail and has constructed a giant ice cannon that will destroy the city in mere moments unless you stop it!! Captain Victorious: Wait, you're warning me ten minutes before he destroys the city? Man: Well, yes... Captain Victorious: What's with the short notice? You've got a time machine! Why not give me an hour? A day? Stop him from making the thing in the first place? Man: I don't know. I guess I thought it was gonna be more exciting this way... Captain Victorious: Yeah, but now I've wasted a hot dog! I mean, was it really worth it? Man: Y'know, I'm going back in time and warning myself not to have this conversation...