Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 22, 2020
November 21, 2020
November 23, 2020
Transcript:
Tyr: Y'know, Hamhock, as the Norse god of war, I was immortal. I was worshipped by dozens of cultures over the course of thousands of years! But I couldn't last one day as a mascara salesman?! I tell ya, they just chew you up and spit you out in this business. Hamhock: You're lucky if they spit you out...
whahoppened about 4 years ago
Hmm. Another flagon of mead!
Prey about 4 years ago
So he failed as a mascara salesman, that really is the bottom line!
Darsan54 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Pig’s thinking of another verb that starts with ‘s’ and ends with ‘t’.
P51Strega about 4 years ago
I thought that gig ’ould be the eye-light of ’is career.
willie_mctell about 4 years ago
Immortal but not invulnerable. E. g. Baldur. Also they needed Idun’s apples for the immortality part.
distortion about 4 years ago
I NEVER spit out a pork product.
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
That’s why I never bothered applying for the job.