Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 24, 2021
May 23, 2021
May 25, 2021
Transcript:
Tyr: Hey, baby, I'm Tyr, Norse god of war. Wanna grab some lutefisk? Jenn Erica: Tyr, it's Jenn Erica. We've met before. Tyr: Oh... I guess I didn't recognize you... Jenn Erica: And you've asked me out before, too. Captain Victorious: Whoops! Heh, don't tell me we actually went out... Jenn Erica: No. I've shot you down seven times. Tyr: Man, for someone so unmemorable you sure are picky...
Pharmakeus Ubik over 3 years ago
Why would he start with lutefisk when there are reindeer steaks to be had?
Doctor Toon over 3 years ago
Lutefisk is the last thing I would use in a pick up line
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
my wife forgave me for not remembering we’d met previously when i asked her out the first time…
well-i-never over 3 years ago
Grabbing lutefisk is about the only thing I’d do with it…just before winging it as far into the woods as I could.
TimBenzidrene over 3 years ago
Dear gawd, was that vile excrement equivalent based on a dare???
That stuff would knock a vulture off a dead possum!
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
…and yet; she still keeps going back to the same bar.