Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 23, 2021
July 22, 2021
July 24, 2021
Transcript:
Bixby: Now that sugared cereals won't advertise to kids anymore, Ralston, you've lost your mascot job. Ralston: Well, good riddance! Bixby: So I've set something up for you in education. Ralston: Education? Really? Bixby: How would you like to be a nutrition teacher? Ralston: I'd love it! Where? Bixby: "Cheetos Middle School."
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
I think you know the gym teacher there, Ralston. Joe. Joe Camel.
LawrenceS over 3 years ago
When you sponsor the school you get to pick the school mascot, and what goes in the vending machines.
jnacombs over 3 years ago
Meet the principal: “just call me Chester…”
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
As a former teacher who saw how hard soda companies jockeyed for our attention to put their machines in the cafeteria, hallways, and even sponsor a score board – I have NO DOUBT that Cheetos (Frito-Lay) would pay dearly to sponsor a school for gullible children!