Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 23, 2021
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Transcript:
Bixby: Now that sugared cereals won't advertise to kids anymore, Ralston, you've lost your mascot job. Ralston: Well, good riddance! Bixby: So I've set something up for you in education. Ralston: Education? Really? Bixby: How would you like to be a nutrition teacher? Ralston: I'd love it! Where? Bixby: "Cheetos Middle School."
When you sponsor the school you get to pick the school mascot, and what goes in the vending machines.