Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 04, 2022
February 03, 2022
February 05, 2022
Transcript:
Tyr: A flagon of mead!! Bartender: Sure, what flavor? Tyr: Flavor? What...? Bartender: This is a more fruity blend with blackberry, and this is an earthier mix with buckwheat! Tyr: Which one gets ya the most blitzed? Bartender: That'd be the orange blossom and anti-freeze medley...
JDP_Huntington Beach over 2 years ago
Just give his a flagon of low sodium soy sauce. He’ll get a buzz of that.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sure, it’ll make you go blind but you can always stop when you’re just really nearsighted.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sounds like a great drink for Winter
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
This strip should have the Subtitle: “The Finger Comic”… ☺
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
Drinking mead in the halls of Whiterun
The maidens and the men
We swig our brew
Until we spew
Then we fill our mugs again
.You can keep your filthy Skooma
It makes our bellies bleed
Cause when we raise our flagon
To another dead dragon
There is just one drink we need
Nord mead!
Nord mead!
- Miracle of Sound
AndrewSihler over 2 years ago
Tyr has the right idea. Beer ads, in particular, are wasting their time touting the water, the generations-old recipe, the sacred traditions of the craft, the fresh flavor. . . . The point is that beer makes you drunk.
willie_mctell over 2 years ago
Ask for highest alcohol content, Tyr.