Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 16, 2023
March 15, 2023
March 17, 2023
Transcript:
tyr: you have honored me nobly valiant servant, but it is now time for you to pass on to your eternal reward!! whok!! hamhock: do you have to that every time?? tyr: even fingernails deserve a warrior's death...
allen@home almost 2 years ago
I’d be more about my fingers getting a Warriors Death.
PoodleGroomer almost 2 years ago
It scratches the table when you do that.
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 2 years ago
You’d think he’d take better care of his tools.
LawrenceS almost 2 years ago
“You, uh, always trim your nails with an axe?”
“When you’re nearly invulnerable you need strong grooming tools. I tried a chain saw, but it left them too rough. And then I broke the belt sander trying to smooth them out.”
Skeptical Meg almost 2 years ago
Toenails doubly so.
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
Warrior (In Valhalla): “What are these pointy things I keep stepping on?”
Spiffy almost 2 years ago
Careful, Hamhock, your hoof is looking a little long.
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
Tyr Nail, the hot new place for a mani-pedi. The employees converse with each other in Old Norse alliterative verse with plenty of kennings.
knight1192a almost 2 years ago
Looking at the cracks in the blade in the second panel (cracks, not the notches and dings on the edge of the blade), I’m more surprised the fingernails haven’t caused the blade to KATO.
SpammersAreScum almost 2 years ago
Impressive! Not a scratch on the bar.