Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 22, 2023
December 21, 2023
December 23, 2023
Transcript:
man: Enjoying that steak? tyr: Yeah, why? Man: 'cause I offered it to you in return for victory in my court case, but I lost!! man: and now i gotta pay child support!! tyr: see? victory! Man: how is that victory? tyr: you victoriously avoided being a deadbeat. now scram...
quonk999 11 months ago
Who knew that Tyr could be so altruistic?
Pharmakeus Ubik 11 months ago
L:aw and Justice are part of his sphere.
LawrenceS 11 months ago
Cheapskate should have hired a lawyer and paid him/her. Offering a Norse god a steak if he helps you in a court case? Guy is lucky he didn’t get twenty to life imprisonment.
SquidGamerGal 11 months ago
I take it it was one of those divorce case where the wife gets everything and the husband is left with jack diddly squat!
Craig Oakes 11 months ago
Been there done that. Now my kids live with me. Way more fun than paying child support to the cheating mom.
willie_mctell 11 months ago
Offerings to gods are unconditional. You can ask. L’homme propose, le dieu dispose." (Quoting from memory)