Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 08, 2024
September 07, 2024
September 09, 2024
Transcript:
woman: Listen, hamhock, there's nothing romantic between me and tyr. we're not dating, it's purely professional! hamhock: really? woman: Yes! now, where would you get such a silly idea? hamhock: uh.... tyr: yo! dating ms. amazement over here! gimme some up top! no? okay, tell your friends...!!
Differentname 3 months ago
old and long.
A couple of middle aged guys are walking through the park. A group of spandex clad young ladies run past them, and the prettiest girl gives one of the old guys a big smile.
The second guy gives his buddy a high five and chortles about how the old dog is still a chick magnet.
Meanwhile the joggers are having this conversation.
“Why did you smile at that creepy old perv?”
“I forgot to put in my contact lenses. I thought that was my grandfather.”
willie_mctell 3 months ago
I’m 77. Young women sometimes smile at me. I figure it’s a “Congratulations for being ambulatory,” look.
jmcenanly 2 months ago
Tyr should consider the risks of being the romantic partner of a superhero. Just ask Steve Trevor or Lois Lane.