Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 08, 2024

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    Differentname  2 months ago

    old and long.

    A couple of middle aged guys are walking through the park. A group of spandex clad young ladies run past them, and the prettiest girl gives one of the old guys a big smile.

    The second guy gives his buddy a high five and chortles about how the old dog is still a chick magnet.

    Meanwhile the joggers are having this conversation.

    “Why did you smile at that creepy old perv?”

    “I forgot to put in my contact lenses. I thought that was my grandfather.”

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    willie_mctell  2 months ago

    I’m 77. Young women sometimes smile at me. I figure it’s a “Congratulations for being ambulatory,” look.

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    jmcenanly  2 months ago

    Tyr should consider the risks of being the romantic partner of a superhero. Just ask Steve Trevor or Lois Lane.

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