Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for September 30, 2019

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    Algolei I  about 5 years ago

    This reminds me of many many conversations with my mother.

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    Auntie Socialist  about 5 years ago

    Panel 2 would have been funnier if the character had said “Then why are you so sure I’m the idiot?”

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    Jeff0811  about 5 years ago

    I can see asking about the lying/joking thing, but “Are you an idiot” has got to cross some legal line. He needs to run that question past HR just to be on the safe side.

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    garcoa  about 5 years ago

    Quite clearly they are both idiots. I presume both will be entering politics shortly.

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    ChessPirate  about 5 years ago

    Question 5: “Are you willing to work for an idiot?”

    “Hmm, the work part or the idiot part?”

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 5 years ago

    I suppose I would have said, “First, lose the attitude. Second, what did I do that constituted screwing up idiotically?” If the answer was unenlightening, I would punch him between the eyes. (I could just quit, but that wouldn’t be as satisfying.)

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    “I may be an idiot, but I’m you’re idiot” … (assuming that he can misspell things by voice alone).

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