Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 20, 2011

Seeing is one thing, caring is another. At least Andy’s being honest.

New Barmaid? Save me a place.

What, do think it exempts you from the real world?

Ahh! The good old days when Andy flirted shamelessly with the barmaid and Flo still owned a rolling pin. What next, a bleeep hang out of Andy’s mouth?

I remember seeing Andy with his arm around a sweet young inocent………..(eh, well, may be not inocent) girl.

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He sees it Reverend, he just has a total disregard for it!

Probably not Vicar.

All he can see is the Good Luck stars in his eyes that helped his horse to win and to eye up the barmaid..

LOL xxx

What does a collar have to do with anything. All my Jack Russells have collars and they don’t judge me. He must not be Catholic.

My better half doesn’t mind at all if I look and comment about the beauty and attributes of the opposite sex, because she knows that I totally am in love with her (from the first blind date) and knows that I think her beauty and attributes are better in my eyes.

I don’t think he intended it to be personal Vicar.

Well, you asked.

One day Andy came into the pub with Flo, and spotted a hot young girl working the bar. So,he went over and began chatting her up.

After a few minutes of this, Flo’s friend Ruby came over to where she was sitting.

“Doesn’t it* bother* yer when Andy flirts wi’ pretty young girls like?” she asked.

Flo just shrugged.

“No. Rube…not really. Dogs chase cars, but it doesn’t mean they know how to drive, does it?”

Andy is simply eager to make a good first impression on the new employee.

The Vicar needs to get his mind out of the gutter!

I get bleeped for using a three letter English slang for a cigarette?

arrogance vs arrogance

What is wrong with seeing a stunning new barmaid? He did not say anything nasty about what he was gonna do with the stunning new barmaid when he got rid of Flo, did he?