Pickles by Brian Crane for October 25, 2019

yeah, cannot forget the dandruff on Earl’s bare noggin

Well Opal tis like an old car you have to dust them off and run them every now and then ;-)

gotta make sure to keep that dome nice and shiny, right Earl?

She’ll miss him when he’s gone.

I know that Opal can get annoyed with Earl at times, but I never thought she would just dust him off.

Opal, dusting is my least favorite job. Even with a large air filtering system I could dust every hour and it is still there. sigh

My apartment is a dust magnet! I can dust every day and there will still be more dust the next day!

I use the vacuum cleaner brush. Keeps dust contained rather than spreading it to other other areas.

Decorative sign I saw last week – Dust is what makes a home warm and fuzzy.

I think a bald head does not collect much dust, maybe a buff job to polish it up?

We have three dogs and a dog door, so lots of dust inside.

I heard somewhere that disturbing the dust does more harm than leaving it alone. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

I do not recall the name of the comedian who said, “I don’t mind you writing your name in the dust, but please don’t date it.”

Is Earl an odd?

When I buy something now I ask myself do I want to dust it or move it. Cuts down on purchases.

God put that dust there! I don’t want to thwart God’s work.

When my neighbor was in her 90s, she couldn’t see the dust in the corners, so it worked out OK. Then she got cataract surgery.

Moving the dust.. is not getting rid of it.

Stay away from the other end,Opal.Leave barking spider’s lie ;)

All that dust you stirred up naturally settled somewhere.

Stir the dust and you just shift its location.

Gather and eliminate the dust and you have to generate more dust to replace it.

A family friend, Spanish first language, would complain that we don’t dust furniture but undust it. Dusting would involve sprinkling dust on it.

Looks like you have at least two idle hands that could help you Opal (that would be Earl)

Replace all of your filters will help.

“All we are is dust in the wind”

Some of our house gets pretty regular dusting. But the other day, my wife decided to reverse the slant on the venetian blinds, thus putting the previous window-side toward the room (and vice versa). O…M….G ! I think we may have never cleaned what was the window side. Nor the folks we bought from. Not quite so thick that it fell off by itself, but not far from it.

Never ask questions when you won’t like the answer.