Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for November 18, 2020

This method also works wonders in helping one stay on a diet.

This patch also prevents the common weight gain problem caused by substituting snacking to replace smoking as an oral fixation

That’s a miracle cure there.

C’mon, lady, don’tcha have one of those surgical staplers? And what about his nose?

I guess screws are better than rivets. That thing in her hand is too small to be a nail gun.

Put the cigarette up your nose.

A snap decision

Sneaks off to the washroom for a nicotine enema.

Beetlejuice—(clang)

Its about as bad as I saw on a kid a few years ago. The poor sap had his jaws wired shut.