Kliban by B. Kliban for November 08, 2019

What would happen if the labels all fell off?

I wish She’d lay off the Bug Juice.

There should be a shaker labeled “platypus.”

YO! Pour me a gogo dancer when you get a mo…

After she decants a new bottle of life form, she lets it breathe.

She’s been hittin’ the bottle a little too much, lately, if you ask me.

I guess that’s pretty much how it works. It’s unfortunate that the “stupid” bottle is still being used.

I like Chuck on Supernatural better.

Finally a creation myth I can believe!

Birds and butterflies come in aerosol cans.

I think She’d better check the expiration date on that one.