Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 22, 2019

Wasn’t Band-Aid meant to help kids like this?

Mum’s the word….followed by subtle tap of your nose.

Upside down must be the new trend.

That’s Billy Mumy, and his mommy mummy, Mimi Mumy.

At least he doesn’t have pants hanging halfway (or farther) down his back side.

I must have been built backwards…my feet smell and my nose runs.

I’m not feeling so sure of that. The kid has eye and mouth openings – very useful – and the father none. So who dressed wrong?

He’s come undone….

Another tough day for Captain Kirk dealing with dyslexic Scotty: Sorry Captain, we cannot Wrap.

Are you sure that’s feet you smell? Sometimes feet smell like the brown stuff.

Could be worse. Could smell like crotch.

I love how your mind works! :)