Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for October 16, 2019

But I thought Mitty’s hair was always perfect! #catstyle #wokeuplikethis

#cheesygoodness

#justwashedmyhairandicantdoathingwithit

#comeasyouareparty

We’re off to see the Whizzer…

Angie, when questioning the use of Cheez Whiz as a hair styling product, remember you’re talking about Drunk Patty. #enoughsaid

Mitty, if you use this to style your fur, the Filthy Hound is going to slobber all over you. Just think about that for a moment.

I’m new. Who is drunk Patty and why does she have that name?

I’m beginning to wonder if Mittens is an “unreliable witness”. Things have this way of coming out skewed.

Drunk Patty’s brain is frizzy. #frizzybrain