Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 28, 1976

Transcript:

Peppermint Patty skates on a pond. Marcie watches and says, "You shouldn't be out here skating, sir . . ."<BR><BR> Marcie continues, "You should be home reading your book." Peppermint Patty asks, "What are you, my conscience?"<BR><BR> Marcie replies, "If I were your conscience, sir, I'd whip you into shape!"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty skates and says, "If you were my conscience, Marcie, I'd have you transferred!"<BR><BR>