Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 20, 2019

Not very bright is he.

Also good for splatting ants and spiders.

What to do when the clocks move back in November?

That will be $20 dollars please.

Or kids being mystified at seeing a rotary telephone!!!!

So dumb he couldn’t get an egg timer working even with instructions on the bottom, eh?

When you lay an hourglass on it’s side does time standstill?

Wrap a string around the middle and let it roll up and down to waste time.

Watch this.

Wants to make sure he`s on time for his job interview at the White House.

There’s a grain of truth to this one.

That boy’s kind of on the dumb side of stoopid.

Doh!