Mascot: “Say, while you’re looking down there, why don’t you tell me what I’M THINKING?!” Doctor: “Why do you ask that?!” Mascot: “Because you’re poking my brain!”
I once had a female doctor. As she was doing this part of the exam I told her, “One of the advantages of having a female doctor is that women tend to have skinnier fingers than men.”
She told me, “The same is true for female dentists.”
I responded, “I’m going to have to get this picture out of my mind before my next dental exam.”
My current doctor is male. I told him, “You realize that in six states this means we are married.”
allen@home about 5 years ago
Your going to stick that finger where.
oldpine52 about 5 years ago
Be glad that the finger is made of foam rubber.
mddshubby2005 about 5 years ago
He’s pro State – hope you’re not from Tech.
PICTO about 5 years ago
Wouldn’t #1 be a urologist…?
electricshadow Premium Member about 5 years ago
Mascot: “Say, while you’re looking down there, why don’t you tell me what I’M THINKING?!” Doctor: “Why do you ask that?!” Mascot: “Because you’re poking my brain!”
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 5 years ago
It’s going to feel like a #2 in reverse!
mesotiny1 about 5 years ago
This might be uncomfortable….ALOT!!!
VictoryRider about 5 years ago
There’s a dirty joke in here with those horns he’s wearing… but I’m not going to say it.
Plumbob Wilson about 5 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SRrNQCtlL8
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Huh! Oh no you don’t! I’m outta heeeeeere!
flemmingo about 5 years ago
I think that’s the finger my doctor uses when he does that exam? He says he uses two fingers but I swear he lost his watch up there .
tcayer about 5 years ago
Ewww! Foam?! I hope they don’t reuse it!
Ontman about 5 years ago
Now now. Be a brave little Viking.
swansondavidc about 5 years ago
Uff-dah!
dadlivonia about 5 years ago
nnnooooo!!
DoktorScheisskopf about 5 years ago
Only the best – Digital Jumbotron!
DoktorScheisskopf about 5 years ago
“He had a prostate exam, eh? Rectum?”
“Yeah, damn near killed him!”
El Cobbo Grande about 5 years ago
Huh?
DanFlak about 5 years ago
I once had a female doctor. As she was doing this part of the exam I told her, “One of the advantages of having a female doctor is that women tend to have skinnier fingers than men.”
She told me, “The same is true for female dentists.”
I responded, “I’m going to have to get this picture out of my mind before my next dental exam.”
My current doctor is male. I told him, “You realize that in six states this means we are married.”
Teto85 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Yumpin’ Yimminy!!!!
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
Hope he’s not a Phanatic.
oakie817 about 5 years ago
when my female doctor told me her intentions, I made the mistake of saying, maybe a little wine and dinner first?…
fgerbil46 about 5 years ago
Youch!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 5 years ago
Viking reminds me of that Kris Kringle character.
namelocdet about 5 years ago
“Turn your horns and cough”.
TexTech about 5 years ago
Don’t try that on my college mascot. You would not want to have 2 tons of angry longhorn on your fingertips.
Concretionist about 5 years ago
Ouch!
Zykoic about 5 years ago
I will never forget or forgive that female doctor at UCSD hospital. Long finger nails should be outlawed!
Charlie Tuba about 5 years ago
Bend over!
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
The one time you don’t want to be number one!