Close to Home by John McPherson for November 17, 2019

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    Well i am not sure about the seating chart,but at least Bleeb is trying to help.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I could see this being a thing one day…

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    gammaguy  almost 5 years ago

    I’ll believe that when Donald Trump hires Hillary Clinton to be his lawyer.

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    Yes, but will there be an open bar or not?

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    jbduncan  almost 5 years ago

    Wonder where to put cartoonists?

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    Oakwood13  almost 5 years ago

    Fire hall reception, long tables, buffet, open bar, seat yourself with whomever you want. Why go through the hassle of seating charts.

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    Nate England  almost 5 years ago

    Sighhh… it’s never any fun without a brawl.

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    clayusmcret Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And for an added bonus, they’ll rob all of your guests’ homes who they know will be away at your wedding reception.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    " … they devise a seating chart that assures there will be no screaming, crying, spilled blood, or arrests … "

    Not if the programmers work for a Russian troll farm they won’t.

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    epaphus8  almost 5 years ago

    The site’s recommendation will come back as “Hire a large, unused office space and hold separate receptions in each cubicle, one guest per cubicle. The open bar will be a cart that moves from cubicle to cubicle. The meal will be items the guests bring themselves or purchase from the vending machine.”

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    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    Ha ! ever been to an Irish wedding? As the evening progresses and things heat up, if they can’t find the appropriate person they will punch the crap outta Grandma.

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    ajakimber425  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like a science and math problem.

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    Elder Lee Fox  almost 5 years ago

    More republicans than democrats. Good sign.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well, either that will work to keep the peace or it is another dating site in the making.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    That’s not Maynard Krebs, he’s cool.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    How about eloping?

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Okay, Bleeb…here’s the plan! Jump on the keyboard in this order, ctrl-alt-del.

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    Bonita Voigt  almost 5 years ago

    Could use that website for the family Thanksgiving dinner planning.

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