Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 30, 2019

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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  about 5 years ago

    OK—let’s have a vote. Chance has anger issues and his parents are absent because…A.He was born crazy angry and killed them in a fit of blowtop anger (though having got it out his system he is cool now).B.As a second-grade mafia don he ordered a hit on them for not putting Pringles in his lunch box.C.They died in some tragic, inadvertent, semi-hilarious fashion like John Pascoe’s frosty parents.D.They abused him and lost custody.E.They abused opioids and OD’d. F.They lost their jobs after the Great Recession and had to leave Milford to find work, but are just counting the days until they can reunite with their loving Chance.G.None of the above—fat Chance any of this will make any sense whatsoever.H.All we are saying is Chance a piece (of pie or more cookies, or whatever has been putting on the poundage lately).

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    bitsy twill  about 5 years ago

    Who’s “the Milford star”, Chris Schuring or Hiawatha James?

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    tcar-1  about 5 years ago

    The former VP appears to be headed for exploding head syndrome in panel two.

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    cuttersjock  about 5 years ago

    P2: Gil does not appear blowtop mad as Granny and the VP fondle his nether regions…

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    kdizzle  about 5 years ago

    Being blunt causes you to throw something sharp? These writers are honing their skills with this edgy banter.

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    TheBrownStarfish  about 5 years ago

    P1, Bluntly, since I’m never at practice or the games, this is my only Chance other than the showers, to see you at all.

    P2, The grandparents certainly look to be terrified of him.

    P3, Luckily, your grandparents threw all of the sharp objects out.

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    Bucky  about 5 years ago

    P2 Nice hairline, or is that a scar?

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    Mr Reality  about 5 years ago

    Nah, I’m not going to blow up and throw something sharp,that’s kids stuff . I’m going to do something an adult would do ,like blow up the Milford Star in all reality .

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    bearwku82  about 5 years ago

    P2- Gil speaking bluntly? Chance appears stumped. At least with the left arm.

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    thejudge  about 5 years ago

    Grandpa always violently head bangs right before a blow top incident.

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    jrankin1959  about 5 years ago

    Actually, if that were true people would be diving for cover…

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    Bluedarter  about 5 years ago

    “…you’re so confused, Coach. BLOWTOP is my brand for the blunts I sell at school. So, did Mrs. Thorp call in an order?”

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    James St. John Smythe  about 5 years ago

    Stay away from the music room- both sharps and flats are being thrown around frequently there.

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    Irish53  about 5 years ago

    P 4: “…Well, I guess I’m gonna’ have to call Hadley or Ed now, just in case I need to sue someone for defamation of character…”

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    twainreader  about 5 years ago

    Don’t you find it admirable that Chance is over his Second grade temper issues?

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    twainreader  about 5 years ago

    P-2: The Grand parents are appalled at how bad Chance and Gil’s Martin and Lewis routine really is.

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    Klubble  about 5 years ago

    P1: That’s great news Coach…what are you grinning about, you big ape? I’m gonna BLOW…

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    gzitver  about 5 years ago

    Chance: “Don’t ever call me Bluntly again! Oops, sorry.”

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    hifirick1953  about 5 years ago

    P2 AWKWARD At least he is off the crutches and can play again if we ever get to Friday night

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    tcar-1  about 5 years ago

    Chance was confused at a young age because his ‘fadder’ was really a ‘mudder’. (yes that is Seinfeld but Abbott and Costello did the first version)

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    Mopman  about 5 years ago

    So I’m guessing Grandma and Grandpa got real nervous in P2 because they were afraid Chance was going to go “blow top mad” when hearing that someone called the paper and told the story of him throwing scissors in second grade? Really? We’ve seen NO evidence of Chance having a short temper. The only time he lost his cool was after he endured several cheap shots in a football game, which is hardly an unusual reaction.

    If he has never had anger issues since SECOND GRADE, then this story is beyond stupid. We better find out he’s been lashing out and beating people regularly over the years.

    And speaking of beating, beat the rush and read the last two days of Mopped Up Thorp now, before the site crashes from the massive traffic headed its way.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
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    Mopman  about 5 years ago

    Isn’t it weird how one day, during a strip where really nothing that interesting happened, we get a ton of comments? Over 80 at this point, basically the same number of comments as when Boo died.

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