OK—let’s have a vote. Chance has anger issues and his parents are absent because…A.He was born crazy angry and killed them in a fit of blowtop anger (though having got it out his system he is cool now).B.As a second-grade mafia don he ordered a hit on them for not putting Pringles in his lunch box.C.They died in some tragic, inadvertent, semi-hilarious fashion like John Pascoe’s frosty parents.D.They abused him and lost custody.E.They abused opioids and OD’d. F.They lost their jobs after the Great Recession and had to leave Milford to find work, but are just counting the days until they can reunite with their loving Chance.G.None of the above—fat Chance any of this will make any sense whatsoever.H.All we are saying is Chance a piece (of pie or more cookies, or whatever has been putting on the poundage lately).
OK—let’s have a vote. Chance has anger issues and his parents are absent because…A.He was born crazy angry and killed them in a fit of blowtop anger (though having got it out his system he is cool now).B.As a second-grade mafia don he ordered a hit on them for not putting Pringles in his lunch box.C.They died in some tragic, inadvertent, semi-hilarious fashion like John Pascoe’s frosty parents.D.They abused him and lost custody.E.They abused opioids and OD’d. F.They lost their jobs after the Great Recession and had to leave Milford to find work, but are just counting the days until they can reunite with their loving Chance.G.None of the above—fat Chance any of this will make any sense whatsoever.H.All we are saying is Chance a piece (of pie or more cookies, or whatever has been putting on the poundage lately).