That’s actually what needs to be done to most Santas. There’s no such thing as a good Santa. It’s all a massive delusion designed to part parents from their money and deceive little children so that they are the motivating factors in parents being departed from said funds. Teach the little ones greed and lying early; prepare them for the corporate environment while they’re still young.
Oh, yes, the disappointment you feel the second you bite into that cookie and find those are raisins, not chocolate chips. I do love raisins in my bran cereal, but not in my cookies. That includes oatmeal cookies, which should be oatmeal and chocolate chips, not oatmeal and raisins.
codycab about 5 years ago
Garfield’s gonna get a nasty gift from the other spiders.
Sonic the Hedgehog. about 5 years ago
I rarely see Garfield not squash spider claus (and it’s obvious why claus said what he did in the last panel
Watcher about 5 years ago
Coal again for Garfield this Christmas.
Marblemouth about 5 years ago
That is a terrible curse. Raisons are just fine by themselves but they should never be in anything.
about 5 years ago
Raisins are simply the worst.
BigDaveGlass about 5 years ago
Sound’s raisinable….
Dean about 5 years ago
Are raisins on the list of foods cats should not eat?
jpayne4040 about 5 years ago
Someone just ended up on Spider Claus’s naughty list!
Snoots about 5 years ago
That’s actually what needs to be done to most Santas. There’s no such thing as a good Santa. It’s all a massive delusion designed to part parents from their money and deceive little children so that they are the motivating factors in parents being departed from said funds. Teach the little ones greed and lying early; prepare them for the corporate environment while they’re still young.
jagedlo about 5 years ago
Spider Claus got smacked!
DavBlc7 about 5 years ago
Insult Father Xmas and you get no presents from him!
TwilightFaze about 5 years ago
I love raisin cookies
dv1093 about 5 years ago
Did Garfield find Jon’s stash of Playboys?
Comic Man X about 5 years ago
What did the spider do wrong?
jessegooddog about 5 years ago
I like raisins in cookies, cereal and by the handful. But only black ones, not those icky yellow things.
Clarence about 5 years ago
Thanks for ruining the Christmas cookies
guy42 about 5 years ago
Raisins in cookies are great but currants should not be allowed at all, in anything, ever!!!
JLChi about 5 years ago
Oh, yes, the disappointment you feel the second you bite into that cookie and find those are raisins, not chocolate chips. I do love raisins in my bran cereal, but not in my cookies. That includes oatmeal cookies, which should be oatmeal and chocolate chips, not oatmeal and raisins.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Thank you, Garfield
Yeet Pizza about 5 years ago
I love raisin cookies!
Mediatech about 5 years ago
If you don’t want your raisin cookies, I’ll have them.
danno12345 about 5 years ago
Oatmeal raisin cookies that look like chocolate chips are the main reason I have trust issues.
jmworacle about 5 years ago
Better raisins than coconut.
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
Someone’s not in the spirit of the holiday.
chain gang charlie about 5 years ago
Don’t Cap on Raisins…When you get old…You are going to be one!
ajakimber425 about 5 years ago
I’d do the same, too!
BJ40 about 5 years ago
Oh, the folly of christmas.
BJ40 about 5 years ago
He left out the “CLAUSE” that being a spider, is not Christmas to Garfield.
BJ40 about 5 years ago
Garfield loves the smell of a good news spider daily, in the morning.
Snoots about 5 years ago
“And may all your Christmas cookies have raisins.”
I foresee the cartoonist receiving no gifts from the raisin industry this year… ; )
laken bacon over 4 years ago
cristmis has to die
laken bacon over 4 years ago
does enyone of u see wate gar iss reading
T&J Fan over 3 years ago
Ugh, that book, BURN IT, IMMEDIATELY!
ElJorro about 2 years ago
Now that is a Christmas Curse!