Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 28, 1981

Transcript:

Charlie Brown is wearing a small cap and holding a tray of popcorn. He walks up to Peppermint Patty, who is standing on the pitcher's mound. He says, "How's the game going? If you need me to pitch, I'm ready any time..."<BR><BR> She turns to him and exclaims, "Chuck, you're gonna drive me crazy! Can't you understand we don't need you to pitch?!"<BR><BR> She shouts, "WE NEED YOU TO SELL POPCORN!!"<BR><BR> She grimaces as he says, "If I were pitching, I'd give this next guy nothing but curve balls!"<BR><BR>