I can relate to that…
Want to lose 20 pounds of ugly fat fast? Cut off your head! Don Rickles and Rodney Dangerfield both used variations on that joke.
And he’s hoping to lose twice the weight.
I think that if you are on two diets at the same time, they cancel each other out.
In K K´s case a buttoctomy would do the trick.
Why does the word ‘diet’ start with the word ‘die’? I’m asking for a friend.
First time I heard this joke Fred and Barney were not even friends yet.
To save time, simply order chateaubriand.
How can he gain weight eating Roz’s food? Is he a masochist?
Sea food diet.I see food,I eat it ;)
That’s because the one diet was a liquid diet.
Thank you all for participating in “The World’s Oldest Diet Joke.” The judges will be in touch shortly…
me too Im on a sea food diet!!! isee food and Ieat it!!
Rick McKee
luvdafuneez almost 5 years ago
I can relate to that…
Differentname almost 5 years ago
Want to lose 20 pounds of ugly fat fast? Cut off your head! Don Rickles and Rodney Dangerfield both used variations on that joke.
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
And he’s hoping to lose twice the weight.
cubswin2016 almost 5 years ago
I think that if you are on two diets at the same time, they cancel each other out.
Prey almost 5 years ago
In K K´s case a buttoctomy would do the trick.
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
Why does the word ‘diet’ start with the word ‘die’? I’m asking for a friend.
Wesley Brown almost 5 years ago
First time I heard this joke Fred and Barney were not even friends yet.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
To save time, simply order chateaubriand.
Mediatech almost 5 years ago
How can he gain weight eating Roz’s food? Is he a masochist?
Herb L 1954 almost 5 years ago
Sea food diet.I see food,I eat it ;)
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
That’s because the one diet was a liquid diet.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Thank you all for participating in “The World’s Oldest Diet Joke.” The judges will be in touch shortly…
JudyHendrickson almost 5 years ago
me too Im on a sea food diet!!! isee food and Ieat it!!