Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 15, 2019

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    luvdafuneez  almost 5 years ago

    I can relate to that…

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    Differentname  almost 5 years ago

    Want to lose 20 pounds of ugly fat fast? Cut off your head! Don Rickles and Rodney Dangerfield both used variations on that joke.

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    And he’s hoping to lose twice the weight.

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    cubswin2016  almost 5 years ago

    I think that if you are on two diets at the same time, they cancel each other out.

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    Prey  almost 5 years ago

    In K K´s case a buttoctomy would do the trick.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    Why does the word ‘diet’ start with the word ‘die’? I’m asking for a friend.

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    Wesley Brown  almost 5 years ago

    First time I heard this joke Fred and Barney were not even friends yet.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    To save time, simply order chateaubriand.

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    Mediatech  almost 5 years ago

    How can he gain weight eating Roz’s food? Is he a masochist?

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    Herb L 1954  almost 5 years ago

    Sea food diet.I see food,I eat it ;)

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    That’s because the one diet was a liquid diet.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Thank you all for participating in “The World’s Oldest Diet Joke.” The judges will be in touch shortly…

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    JudyHendrickson  almost 5 years ago

    me too Im on a sea food diet!!! isee food and Ieat it!!

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