Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 04, 2019

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    Charliegirl Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Don’t stop! Don’t stop!

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    “You – you taste like a bird.” Not Quite Psycho

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    Cue the ominous music!

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    Hugh B. Hayve  about 5 years ago

    “Is that a turkey baster in your hand or are you just glad to see me?”….

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    JohnFarson19  about 5 years ago

    12 cabins, 12 vacancies, 12 roasters

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    Ontman  about 5 years ago

    It’s enough to scare the stuffing out of you.

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    jbrobo Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Whatever you do, don’t stick your neck out.

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    donwalter  about 5 years ago

    My head hurts, just imagining how long it took to come up with this joke…

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 5 years ago

    Don’t stop, continue driving “north by northwest.”

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    I hear the son is crazy for Turkey sandwhichs

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    kathy.mcp11  about 5 years ago

    That is really clever. Baste instead of Bates! That is laugh out loud stuff!

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Definitely not NBC quality. Looking forward to the naked white meat shower scene and the gathering of giblets to mix with fava beans.

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 5 years ago

    MOTHER! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!

    You stopped basting the bird to watch ’Wheel of Fortune"?

    THE HORROR!

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    MissScarlet Premium Member about 5 years ago

    They go in but they don’t come out.

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    TurbosDad  about 5 years ago

    Is that the master baster in the window?…

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    SHIVA  about 5 years ago

    But first, each guest has to sing the Gobble Gobble Song!!!

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    StephenRice  about 5 years ago

    The baste is yet to come.

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    Ushindi  about 5 years ago

    Do turkeys shower?

    (Wickedly clever ’toon, Mark!)

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    check in there and your goose is cooked…

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    paullp Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Instead of water, gravy comes out of the shower!

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    Widdershins  about 5 years ago

    Brilliant!! :)

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Nice blend of Halloween and Thanksgiving gags.

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