Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 25, 2019

WOW

Two the duplex …

That gal looks familiar … I think she taught me how to goose step at the Frog Leg Dance and Hurling Academy ….

I’ll gladly paint you Tuesday for macaroni and cheese burger today…

Winston tastes good, like a bird should….

Fort Bliss? Nothing to Bragg about… it’s got so little Worth …

Nomex®!

Mambo dogface to the banana patch?

My favorite color is Fishnet Friday.

When my head itches, I either have the heartbreak of salami or I’m reading Frog Applause.

Oy!

“Winston tastes good like a (porcupine on Monday) should”.

Winston cigarettes were or still are sold in the following countries: Iran, Canada, United States, Mexico, Chile, Peru, Argentina, United Kingdom, Sweden, Finland, Luxembourg, Belgium, the Netherlands, Germany, France, Switzerland, Austria, Portugal, Spain, Italy, Poland, Hungary, Iceland, Romania, Moldova, Croatia, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Slovenia, Serbia, Albania, Greece, Turkey, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Georgia, Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia, Belarus, Ukraine, Russia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, Tunisia, South Africa, Israel, Albania, Lebanon, Jordan, Kuwait, Kosovo, Morocco, Myanmar, Vietnam, Indonesia, Malaysia, Nepal, Norway, Cyprus, Singapore, Hong Kong, Japan, Taiwan, the Philippines and Ethiopia.

The American version of Winston is also known for its more recent claim of becoming additive-free in the late 1990s.

This, in turn, led to a settlement with the Federal Trade Commission requiring Winston to clarify subsequent advertisements that the lack of additives did not result in a safer cigarette.

Shame on you, Winston!

See the conclusion of the exciting and scary ‘The Basset Exorcist’ now playing on the Sherpa Channel:

http://www.comicssherpa.com/site/feature?uc_comic=cscwy

If you’ve got the data, another set of nanos can be used to chemically duplicate these stored memories in another living brain. It isn’t great, because it’s just the raw data, without all the experiential connectors, like it’s put together wrong. It’s like a picture around the limits of your memories that is familiar, but you know, not you. And it’s only recent memories, though the old stuff is still there as an under structure. That’s why they call it a frieze. But you can use it, and incorporate things you pick up from it before it fades. That’s what Bob’s into. He’s been using Frieze data to grind XPs. That’s why the music is deeper and better coordinated.

I’m sort of freaked out, but it’s not much different from school programs in deep dive. You spend a couple of minutes in a virtual dream state classroom and experience a year’s worth of classroom experience. You don’t get the actual experience, but you get a memory of the stuff you’re supposed to learn. I’ve done a lot of that already. Most everybody has. Like the school app motto says, no dummies on my block!

Many moons ago there was a locally famous Saturday late night Tulsa TV show.* It had a recurring character named Jo-Jo the Boot-Faced Boy.

Winston’s Mom the Shoe-Handed Girl just doesn’t parse as well.

P.S. The show’s theme song was Loving You Has Made Me Bananas.

*Dr. Mazeppa Pompazoidi and his Uncanny Film Festival and Camp Meeting.

If Frog Applause were any more random, you could use it for character generation.

Our dear Loretta was this close to a guest spot on ‘The Simpsons’ when they were going to have an episode prominently featuring the power plant.

Where and if the shoe fits and the goose doesn’t wear it.

Her replacement shoulder and knee drew attention to me.

From what I understand is torn muscles in the shoulder require surgery but not replaced.

Anchors and pins to the muscle and bone will help heal ths tear.

Her fastball was clocked at over 100 mph.

Synesthesia the Goose, welcome to Frog Applause!

2nd week without chocolate, the hearing is gone from my left eye…

Been reading Zippy again, huh Teresa?

I lived near Fort Bliss for a while way back when I had (when there was the draft) to be in the Army. The fun part was I was stationed at White Sands a ways to the north and never was in Fort Bliss itself.

Grunions

Your Winston is a cooked constipated blissful sort of smoked goose flavored mac and extra cheese gay ole boy. I bet Pete Rose the Adam and Eve garden of Eden(ny"s) grand slam breakfast after the game tonight.

I NEVER duplex, but I do wish it were macaroni and cheese outside every day.

Mother Goose a contortionist.

Eookie Dookie

gotta bliss, pull over to the shoulder of the road immediately

Baby, it’s cold outside; but it’s very macaroni[ c ] inside!

I guess the Lady is doing some Bad Stuff (either up her nose, or other orifice of choice, or intravenously)!

This one reminds me of a pic of a cat, describing some common core math …

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d5/02/bb/d502bba87aa36d43498cf12472d13990.jpg