Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 07, 2019

“Now go away. I’m getting ready to audition for the next Travelocity commercial.”

But he hates Marigold for something he doesn’t interpret as a rhyme. Plus he attends poetry readings. What else is he indecisive about?

as if Phoebe’s rhyme was intentional (I wonder if the unicorn smell complaint was a little irrational)

The gnome kinda looks like Phoebe’s dad, but smaller.

That gnome sounds like a troll to me, discussion-wise.

I hate people who speak in rhyme,..and waste so much precious time! There, doesn’t that sound better? :D

I guess he won’t be hanging out with Zecora.

Personally, I think this gnome’s just an overall grump about everything.

Gnome mistake about it. He’s cranky.

If Phoebe gave him a copy of “Watchtower” magazine she’d have pushed ALL his buttons!

Better to stink of unicorn than than to smell of elderberries…

I have met some people who do voice acting for unicorns. They smell very nice.

Boy, with a grouch like that I would be happy he block to you.

Definitely not a people person.

I already like him.

He is small enough to totally punch out to the back of the tree. Not that… such would be a good idea. Just sayin’, seems some people have an idea they’re bulletproof. ; )

Now dwagons, we’re different. We know we’re bullet-proof. We tested. Yet we are still always polite and models of society. All claims of rums and cookie stealing is greatly exaggerated.

“Hey Gnomey! Don’cha know me?”

This whole sequence was inspired by Phoebe’s rhyme in panel 3, wasn’t it? :-)

I guess it’s better than smelling of troll… ;P