Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 14, 2019

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    enigmamz  about 5 years ago

    Heh, he’s still dizzy!

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    As the bird said, “I’ve lived a rhea, and I’ll die a rhea!”

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    santa72404  about 5 years ago

    O the horror the horror!

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The sights. The smells.

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    Rob Smith Premium Member about 5 years ago

    It left him feeling pretty wiped.

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    blunebottle  about 5 years ago

    Or feeling rather flushed.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Face it. You’re all destined to just waste away.

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    whahoppened  about 5 years ago

    You might have ended up in a treetop two weeks ago.

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    Pappyvtx  about 5 years ago

    It just TORE him apart to get so WIPED out. Bumm wrap if you ask me! lol

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    J Quest  about 5 years ago

    Lots of laxatives can do that…

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    My curse to politicians: may you die and come back as a urinal or roll of toilet paper.

    But as they say, “The job is not complete until the paperwork is done.”

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    EmmettWayne  about 5 years ago

    Yes, with my new diet, the weight just came rolling off!

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    Znox11  about 5 years ago

    On the left pre-1990’s roll, on the right post-1990’s roll.

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    paul  about 5 years ago

    He looks wiped out – like he’s been battling Klingons.

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    donwalter  about 5 years ago

    Ahhh…now. Let us define “rim shot”…

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 5 years ago

    A roll of toilet paper is like an onion. It’s got layers.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Well, that is one of the outlets during weight loss.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 5 years ago

    becoming unraveled has a tendency to cause many to lose weight.

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    MadMonk  about 5 years ago

    The look on the right-roll’s eyes says he’s seen some s#%t.

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    diane2220  about 5 years ago

    I cannot stop giggling.

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    Yeah, he’s on a roll.

    But the rest of him is full of sheet.

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member about 5 years ago

    LOL, what a great mind you have.

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    he doesn’t try to paper over his feelings of loss…

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    We shall never speak of this again.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    If it happens in the bathroom, it stays in the bathroom.

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    pcmcdonald  about 5 years ago

    You have something in common with Captain Kirk.

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