Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 15, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    The Papier Mache Pet Products company filed for bankruptcy a week later.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Consider it checked out.

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    Aussie Down Under  about 5 years ago

    As a young child I was given those virtually indestructible toys and a lot didn’t live up to the marketing hype.

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    Skeptical Meg  about 5 years ago

    No dogs, but I have a parrot like that.

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    Znox11  about 5 years ago

    Dog Toy Company: Virtually Indestructible Chew Toy!

    My Dog: Hold my beer.

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    donwalter  almost 5 years ago

    …absoLUTEly guaranteed….

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    Norris66  almost 5 years ago

    My cat destroyed a play mouse this week lol

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Ah chew toy.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Dogs will do that….a chewy bone is supposed to last for days but in fact, it last for hours Yummy!

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    33Angel  almost 5 years ago

    He must be a Pitty…! :D

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I bought both of my dogs chew toys without stuffing. In a short time they had chewed the squeaker toy out of them.

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    dsidney49  almost 5 years ago

    Spot on!!! (No pun intended… unless you really found that funny… then, yeah, it was…)

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    davidlwashburn  almost 5 years ago

    Pro tip: every so often, go to a second-hand store and get your dog a cheap stuffed animal, bring it home, and let them tear it to pieces. It satisfies their chewing instincts without costing a fortune.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    As a boy I marveled to how our dogs handled grass snakes, time derivative of acceleration (what many feel every day just before they die in a car crash) twice per cycle till finished and the slithering beast had no idea what hit him.

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    Altar_Ego  almost 5 years ago

    If it ain’t KONG, it don’t last long!

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    Beowulf 406 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    This is my little beagle exactly. By the way, she eats Kongs 3 so far. she is 15 months old.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    So where’s the toy?

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    Ed Brault Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    We used to buy our St. Bernard this big rawhide chew toys. Guaranteed to last for hours. 30 minutes later, not a trace!

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    paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “My toy? I thought it belonged to you!”

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And this is why I stopped buying chew toys.

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    samantha.meyer  over 4 years ago

    Destroyed in .0000000000005 seconds lol

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