Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 17, 2019

He should be able to spare a “buck an ear”.

Please help … unless ye’d rather walk the plank.

I always thought it was YAAAAAAARR!!!

I thought it was AUUUUUURGH

Ye haven’t an arm,

Ye haven’t a leg,

The enemy nearly slew ya,

Ye’ll have to go out on the streets and beg,

Oh, poor Johnny what’ll happen to ya?

Try to stop rubbing your eyes with your left han.. er, hook.

He’s forgotten how to plunder?

Don’t give him anything! He’ll just go and bury it.

Does he want help with his physical infirmities? …or his obvious speech defect?

I think I’ve got this guy pegged.

I only give money to pirates on Pirate Day.

At least he isn’t scamming people by using a fake kettle.

Yeah, he’s running out of ’R’s.

Here! I brought you a sandwich from Arrrby’s.

He could get an occasional gig on Sesame Street: “Ahoy, ye lubbers! Today’s episode be brought to ye by the letter…the letter… Aw, sufferin’ succotash! I fergot me line!”

Toooo early for September 19……