The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 21, 2019

That might be a problem in the air.

That could get catastrophic on a long flight.

Don’t pull it!

That’s gonna cost.

It will take a while because the mechanic does not have parts of the same thread.

Aladdin Automotive specializes in repairing beaters.

Just take it into Goodyear and get it rethreaded.

… and with that pattern, do you find it pulls a little to the left?

Arabia weave got a problem.

he’d better take care of that if he doesn’t want to get called on the carpet…

He’ll have to do a full a-twine-ment.

This brings a whole new meaning to buying new threads….

Might have to cut a rug!

Don’t let the mechanic spin you a story to jack up the bill.

The cost of the repairs is just beginning to unravel.

Why does he need the jack? Shouldn’t the rug just float there?

I would just weave it alone.

I want to know why a flying carpet needs a lift. Maybe they don’t hover well?

Got to fix it now, or you’ll be in a whole new world of trouble.

Might as well rotate the tires and change the oil while you have it up.

This could get carpetostrophic.

That would certainly effect the aerodynamics, of a rug.?

Yeah. Probably hit a pothole flying low over those cities to impress the princess.

Egyptian in Glasgow was shaking his carpet at the front door, MacTavish shouts..“What’s up Abdul,,will it nae start”.

Steppenwolf Carpet Repair.

And now we get to see how this story thread unravels.

Unfortunately, it’s normal wear and tear. That means it’s not covered under the warranty.

Father: Dang it boy, I told you no drag racing!! Son: But dad, all the other kids are doing it.

I’ve got a throw rug I can let you have until it’s fixed.

Thanks, I always wondered how they repaired carpet.

I suggest he not allow his cat to ride until that thread gets fixed.

“And you might have a warped woof there too.”

A bowline should allow all the Arabian Magic Flux to flow, and he can ride it home. According to my dive-master add two half hitches to be sure before filling the lift bag.

For gawd’s sake, don’t pull the thread!!!!!

Should gotten a carpetbeattle.

Don’t let him pull the rug out from under you…. It’s a simple fix.

Take out entrance mat as a loaner – it’ll be a few days.

Could be worse, could be thread-worn.