Cleats by Bill Hinds for November 04, 2021
November 03, 2021
November 05, 2021
Transcript:
Nordling: Dee's going to be out of town for thanksgiving, so I want you to player keeper in the tournament, Jerome. Dee: You can do it, Jerome. Just think of the goal as the Dawg's castle, and you're a knight guarding it. You're the last line of defence. You've gotta go medieval on those attackers! Jerome: How about I just sit on the crossbar and pour hot oil on their heads? Nordling: Not an option.
Skeptical Meg almost 3 years ago
Where in the rulebook does it say you can’t?
Earthling Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That would make for a very interesting game, though.
gammaguy almost 3 years ago
That might work if they were carrying the ball, but that’s not an option in soccer. They won’t be getting close enough for that to work.
And for a truly Medieval defense, you should be wearing a suit of armor.
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
Dee and Jerome are a great team who are always fun to read. They should have their own short segments on a Cleats show called, “Dee and Jerome.”
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
Jerome is a creative mastermind.