Cleats by Bill Hinds for January 30, 2023
January 29, 2023
January 31, 2023
Transcript:
Jack: Hey, Dee! Come in, I'm practicing soccer flopping. Dee: Soccer-flopping? Jack: Yeah - let's say you're dribbling the ball down the field, and some guy steals it from you...you flop on the ground and grab your ankle like you're in pain. The referee might think the other guy fouled you, and give you the ball back. Dee: That's cheating! Jack: It's not cheating - it's gamesmanship. The pros do it all the time. Dee: Well, if you practice it, it's cheating! Jack: Let's work on basketball-flopping now.
gammaguy almost 2 years ago
He thinks he lives in a flop house?
Doctor Toon almost 2 years ago
Soccer was just starting to be a big thing where I get up when I was in the 7th or 8th grade
Wasn’t my thing, but one of the schools major bullies was one of the kids who liked to play at lunch
I only joined in once
He wasn’t faking
It wasn’t an accident
Ellis97 almost 2 years ago
Bailey’s sketches on the Cleats and Tank show would be about his sports flopping and failed attempts at becoming a good athlete, most of which are adapted from the strips featuring him and his father.
Ellis97 almost 2 years ago
Bailey is too sweet, innocent and naive for his own good. Even Dee has more common sense than him.
The Famous Eccles almost 2 years ago
Must be a Neymar fan.
rhpii almost 2 years ago
Referees need to show more guts and yellow card that ¢r@¶.
johnaapc almost 2 years ago
catchers do that too, it’s called framing, errr cheating!
MichiganMitten almost 2 years ago
https://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2022/09/05
And a whole sequence starting with: https://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2012/04/10