Cleats by Bill Hinds for May 03, 2023

Edith will have a field day if it gives Georgie a stomach ache or makes her throw up.

The original line was, I know what you’re thinking – did he use six jalapenos or only five? Tell you the truth, I was reading a book, so I’m not sure myself. But as this is Dad’s G.I. stew, the most powerful emetic in the world, and that a single helping of the stuff can clear out your entire digestive tract, upper AND lower, you have to ask yourself a question… do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, Coach Cutie?

But then, Eastwood’s lawyers started calling…

Wow, the stew is so strong that just passing by her was enough to remove her abs and navel. Imagine if she eats it!

If the stew heals her leg, will she have a leg up on him in the next race?

Definitely warm it up. Soaking your leg in cold stew is really unpleasant.

I like Edith’s humor.