Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 16, 2019

“Forget the fork, I’ll use my mouth and tongue.”

If Pam drops to the floor, does the 5-second rule still apply?

“It needs something – hey Pam, can you drop some grated Parmesan down here for me?”

Sorry, but in my family, when it hits the floor, it hits the thrash.

Eew, right where the space slugs had slithered.

You’re going to pull away any clinging lint and hair, aren’t you.?

No worries. Housekeeping scrubbed the deck last weekend.

Just checkin’ to see if the floor’s clean.

That’s kinda the way Italians check to see if its done, except they do to a wall. In this case if it sticks to the floor, it’s done. If it bounces, it needs to cook longer.

Let’s be honest. Could any reasonably expect Cliff to act differently?

The 5 Second Rule also does not apply to soup.

Don’t forget your Soilent Green crackers, next to the silverware…

I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed.