Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 19, 2019

BLAST IT MARK YOU TOOK AWAY ALL OUR BEST/WORST PUNS!

better hope that ain’t beef pot pie

In this comic strip, people don’t talk, but cows do.

That’s udderly ridiculous!

Two cows, one pie.

Lio [In Thought]: “Say, isn’t that those two Eat Mor Chikin cows from Chik Fillet?”

We got your cow 3.14159 here… get it quick while the pun and the pi stinks

cow pie…nice and steamy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zb1qsVqjwg

Maybe it is horse apple pie?

A cow pie is a horse of a different color.

And for desert, meadow muffins

Aw waiting on the cows such a moooving experience!

It’s hot and steaming!

And while he’s fixing that, Lio had better check that he has that order for biscuits correct.

Those who remember Desperate Dan will know that real cow pie has horns, so yes, what Lio’s got is a pie for cows.

Whew!

and for dessert, some delicious road apples…

There are whole web pages of this stuff!!!

https://thoughtcatalog.com/sylvie-quinn/2018/06/cow-puns/

You wouldn’t want the other kind of cow pies served at dinner or for dessert!

Cow pies work great for fuel on the fire or in the stove.

I hope Lio’s not becoming cow-dependant.

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