Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 19, 2019

That’s harsh even for King Fink.

Two game wardens, seven Hunters and a cow.

‘And it’s only coincidental that his name was Buck.’

Ever wonder why it’s always a deer head that is mounted?

Because it looks better than the other end.

He took his anger from yesterday out on the guide rather than the squirrels who saved the buck.

Gasp! Methinks I’ll turn to needlepoint after this….

So…what do you count? How many chins he has? For he has zero points. (Unless his wife was “playing around”.)

Hoping he didn’t donate the meat to his local food pantry.

Dark.

Well, that is just plain rude. I mean really, his other end must be getting real cold.

The buck stops here.

The guilty squirrels escaped.

Tess Talley is jealous.

Would explain the headless zombies in the Medievil video game.

An example for Dick Cheney.