The Buckets by Greg Cravens for December 04, 2019

I’ll have to ruminate on that one for a while.

I think about it sometimes. What would floors be made of if we tended to wear iron horseshoes, for instance? Or would we have rubber soles nailed to our hooves? Would someone have invented removable horseshoes?

Walk around in high heels for a day, you might get a sense of what it’s like.

Pedicures would be a whole lot more expensive.

Without shoes everyone would have a lot more room in their closet.

Picking your nose would definitely be different.

4 or 2. 2 would make it hard to walk upright. Four would make civilization impossible as we need thumbs for that.

Ther’d be no wars. All the soldiers would be laid up with concussions…

Now I’ll be thinking about the rest of the day, not.

But you don’t remember when you use to hoof it at the dance?

Eddie’s enthusiasm is contagious. I love that kid.

Well, Eddie’s brother already hoovers his food, so, he’s halfway there!

You’d be Christmas dinner!