And you will only need to be in there for about 3 or 4 hours. You will come out all golden brown.
‘…and he’s even invited two other women for a three-way: Duck and Chicken!’
And he’ll even be dressed for the occasion.
Don’t get so excited…it’s nothing to lose your head over.
OMG, STUFF it Tom! You’ll be tanning in no time, @ 325* for hours…look how roomy it is too!
“…and this tanning oil smells DELICIOUS!”
In two more days we can start the turkeys who survived Thanksgiving jokes.
This was a different kind of animal husbandry she thought…
Does it wing a bell?
This tanning lotion feels so buttery. Also has a nice herbal scent.
Ruh, roh!
You’ll be basting in glory.
That turkey is a dumb cluck.
November 25, 2017
allen@home about 5 years ago
And you will only need to be in there for about 3 or 4 hours. You will come out all golden brown.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 5 years ago
‘…and he’s even invited two other women for a three-way: Duck and Chicken!’
rekam Premium Member about 5 years ago
And he’ll even be dressed for the occasion.
Jeff0811 about 5 years ago
Don’t get so excited…it’s nothing to lose your head over.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
OMG, STUFF it Tom! You’ll be tanning in no time, @ 325* for hours…look how roomy it is too!
Sir Ruddy Blighter about 5 years ago
“…and this tanning oil smells DELICIOUS!”
Kaputnik about 5 years ago
In two more days we can start the turkeys who survived Thanksgiving jokes.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 5 years ago
This was a different kind of animal husbandry she thought…
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 5 years ago
Does it wing a bell?
Lablubber about 5 years ago
This tanning lotion feels so buttery. Also has a nice herbal scent.
Babs Maloney Premium Member about 5 years ago
Ruh, roh!
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
You’ll be basting in glory.
Jim Kerner about 5 years ago
That turkey is a dumb cluck.