Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 22, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Santa late? Fake snooze!

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    RAGs  almost 5 years ago

    You just need a LOUD alarm clock and place it where you can’t reach it from the bed.

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    Or just have a wake up call. One of the reindeer come in and stick it’s cold nose in your back.

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    basspro  almost 5 years ago

    Work one day a year, then blow it, should be call Bozo not Santa.

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    St. Nick o’ time…

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  almost 5 years ago

    LOL and THAT’s one for the “favorites” pile…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Horrors! Just think of all the disappointed children in the world…..gasp!

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    davidjf44  almost 5 years ago

    he has 364 days to rest, aside the toy-making, why does he need a snooze button or the alarm clock?

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    kurosawa_koji  almost 5 years ago

    really Santa!?! you have done this for a hundred years, and you forgot the snooze button

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Blame pop for not roof-raking.

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    JohnFarson19  almost 5 years ago

    Those worthless elves couldn’t wake you?

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    33Angel  almost 5 years ago

    This one took me a beat to get, then I LOL’d!!! Very funny!!!

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