Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 15, 2019

Just a pinch between the cheek and gum…

Blow and you too can sound like a duck…

The 7 footer kareemed into the 6 foot doorway..

Forgetting to duck because of quack running all around his brain.

I guess the pro Seagull lobby finally found their way to Frog Applause. Dead Sailors are going to displace narwhals as the cool kids of the Internet.

seeweed..have gull…

You also steal food from people blankets on the beach…..lol

“recycle”

Your cousins in Utah also take care of locusts, I hear.

And let’s not forget the bees!

Thank you.

I’ll be over there if you need me.

I pretty much heard a possum say the same thing.

Thank you.

Funny, you don’t look like a fruit bat.

Well then … get the flock out of here and work harder on your flying skills … not to mention your social ones …!

Rubberest Duckiest your the onest making taking

A bath awlfulest funniest, you son of a gun.

Like a bat out of Heck! With a hat-tip to Meatloaf!

Must be off echolocating somewhere….

We don’t need no stinkin’ ducks! That’s way too daffy for this cerebral art ward!

Bats, and dragon flies and plenty of birds eat mosquitoes.

Time flies … just realized that in my formative years 100 first class U.S. postage stamps cost $3.00 (@ 3 cents each) … today, 100 stamps cost $55.00 (@ 55 cents each) ….

At least the cost of seagulls has remained fairly steady …!