Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 29, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Keep in mind that no matter how well they do, they’re all entitled to severance pay.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    They all look to be very… handy!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    They’re all right.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Why do they call you Lefty?

    There was a blockage in the chipper.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like Lefty is short on help….

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    MichaelHelwig  almost 5 years ago

    Where are the Thousand Island hands

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 5 years ago

    I’m not sure they really want to be ranch hands—they’re still on the fence about it.

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    jdthird  almost 5 years ago

    The Arby’s mitt must regret not having fingers about now…

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