Herman by Jim Unger for December 06, 2019

No diseases is that cheap. Even this office call is going to be over 50 dollars.

5 minutes=$125

I’m sure the diner down the street can give you a good deal on ptomaine.

Oy!

This would be funny if it were not true.

The problem with the health care system is that it is run by the pharmaceutical companies and the insurance industry who buy congressmen who know nothing about medicine at all to pass legislation to make their top officers rich.

Now let nurses design health care and it will become affordable, yet nary a nurse was ever consulted for the Affordable Care Act or the still-awaited replacement from the Republican Party.

“Well, we do have a nice little headache on special for $49.99!”

Take 2 aspirins and call me in the morning.

A headache — if it’s not very severe.

Hangnail.

Lets call it rabies. Do you want the $300.00 vaccine, or the $0.70 bullet?

“I don’t have any diseases just yet, but if you wish, you can get all you want just by staying out in the waiting room. No charge!”

I think my health care business exaggerates the rates to make you think you’re getting a better bargain. On the statement it’ll say $x.xx paid by your insurance, $x.xx paid by you and $x.xx discount deducted.

I think if you’re not called at your appointment time and have to wait more than 5 minutes in the exam room they should start deducting for how long you wait. I know at times in the past I’ve waiting anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour waiting for the doctor.

With Socialize medicine, He does not need any money; the taxpayers will pay the fifty or whatever it cost.