Close to Home by John McPherson for November 27, 2019

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    Now that is something you don’t see everyday. Bleeb is having a lot of fun on his skateboard.

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    Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I worked in a hospital, and one time I opened up a small satchel in a closet and discovered a fake arm used to train blood drawers.

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    Farside99  almost 5 years ago

    Frisking is a cinch, but how are they going to probe a medical skeleton?

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Ha ha! I would consider it the BEST part!!!

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Dude! DRIVE.

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    jivanimark  almost 5 years ago

    No, this is what you look like when airport security takes so long. No bones about it.

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    InvertedCow  almost 5 years ago

    Should make the cavity search easier

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    Must be a skeleton crew covering the airport security today!

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    wirepunchr  almost 5 years ago

    Some people have skeletons in their closet and others in their luggage

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    He needs giant lettering saying “ACME MEDICAL TRAINING EQUIPMENT CORPORATION” on his cases.

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    iwontgiveit  almost 5 years ago

    on a skateboard today! wheeeeeeee.

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    jbduncan  almost 5 years ago

    Sir! We’ve got a bone to pick with you!

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    meanwhile, Bleeb is just skating his way past security

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    flemmingo  almost 5 years ago

    Bleeb sure is well balanced!

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    coffeeturtle  almost 5 years ago

    maybe Wade needs to ship his stuff ahead of his flight

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    kaycstamper  almost 5 years ago

    I bet! All in a day’s work…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Brilliant!I so want to see this at Chicago O’Hare. At least over in the pre-check line where they have time for this sort of thing.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    Naw, they won’t blink an eye, but Granny over there has an extra ounce of shampoo! They are drawing straws to see who gives ol’ Granny the cavity search.

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    sobrown51  almost 5 years ago

    answer: checked luggage. (but cartoon was funny).

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    makdrick  almost 5 years ago

    Some people will do anything to get out of paying for a ticket

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    The x-ray revealed very little.

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    Leojim  almost 5 years ago

    I remember one time going through security with a satchel filled with little baggies of magnesium oxide powder. That was total heartache for them. They took me aside and interrogated me. In the meantime I’m sure they were testing the contents of the bag at least a percentage of them. I think getting a big chuckle at the beginning started things off poorly with them. They were not taking it very lightly LOL

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    paranormal  almost 5 years ago

    And who do we have here?

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    He could say, “Well he’s waiting long to get through this checkpoint”.

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hi Everyone! Hi Little Alien Dude! Maybe we better get Bleeb a helmet for Christmas. I like how the skeleton is waving at us! :)

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “ We’re sorry Sir, but it appears your wife didn’t survive the trip!”

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Somebody’s rattled.

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    ajakimber425  almost 5 years ago

    They probably think you’re transporting a body.

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    RobinHood  almost 5 years ago

    I am the pumpkin king!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’m trying to think if there is any wise-crack I could make without wondering if I’d get a knock on the door from the NSA or Homeland Security Agency…

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    If Wade had any imagination, he’d dress up that Oscar and drive to his destination in the HOV lane.

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