Santa should have shopped around a bit. Even the top-of-the-line Garmin aviation GPS systems with radio and autopilot capabilities can be had for not much over $10,000.
Maybe hardening them against the corrosive effects of reindeer urine is very difficult and expensive? (You didn’t realize that’s the actual explanation for what are mistakenly called “chemtrails”, did you?)
…and in other news tonight, authorities tell us that, in a fit of road rage, Santa apparently assaulted one of his reindeer. The reindeer, whose name is being withheld, is being treated for his injuries at a nearby hospital. When interviewed, Santa stated: “The @#$%$# smashed my high-end GPS unit, so I _________ his_________, then I @#$%^& put my ________ in his ________, like I was from ___________ or some danged place!”
trivia…santa’s reindeer are all female…. while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year (the only members of the deer family, Cervidae, to have females do so), male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Good shot, Bleeb! Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Check out the teeth on that reindeer! Thank you Mr. McPherson, for sharing Little Alien Dude Bleeb with us on this holiday. Hope you have a great one! :)
allen@home almost 5 years ago
Bleeb and Dalcon are having a snowball fight. My money is on Bleeb.
Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yes, Bleeb scores a direct hit! Boo-Yah! In your face (literally), Dalcon!
Farside99 almost 5 years ago
Santa’s eating venison tonight!
eromlig almost 5 years ago
$85,000?? I’m buying me a bunch of Garmin stock!
jivanimark almost 5 years ago
He nose what he’s doing and nose what’s best.
jivanimark almost 5 years ago
Oh deer, you won’t be able to rein him in.
abucksworth Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Shoulda let him play those reindeer games!
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
At $85,000, it better come with its own orbiting satellite.
Stevefk almost 5 years ago
Not to worry, Santa can still use the GPS on his smartphone!
iwontgiveit almost 5 years ago
two lil “bugs” today? one with boots on.
Bob Blumenfeld almost 5 years ago
Beware of feral reindeer.
randoman1 almost 5 years ago
He can get a new one on Black Friday for half that price.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Job satisfaction is often dependent on job security. You GO Rudolph!
bookworm0812 almost 5 years ago
Lumps of coal for you this year, Rudy.
DavidPlatt almost 5 years ago
Santa should have shopped around a bit. Even the top-of-the-line Garmin aviation GPS systems with radio and autopilot capabilities can be had for not much over $10,000.
Maybe hardening them against the corrosive effects of reindeer urine is very difficult and expensive? (You didn’t realize that’s the actual explanation for what are mistakenly called “chemtrails”, did you?)
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Sleighed it as it were.
Dobie Premium Member almost 5 years ago
…and in other news tonight, authorities tell us that, in a fit of road rage, Santa apparently assaulted one of his reindeer. The reindeer, whose name is being withheld, is being treated for his injuries at a nearby hospital. When interviewed, Santa stated: “The @#$%$# smashed my high-end GPS unit, so I _________ his_________, then I @#$%^& put my ________ in his ________, like I was from ___________ or some danged place!”
micromos almost 5 years ago
Like
comixbomix almost 5 years ago
We should never have taught them to walk upright…
rzander906 almost 5 years ago
trivia…santa’s reindeer are all female…. while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year (the only members of the deer family, Cervidae, to have females do so), male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
dlaemmerhirt999 almost 5 years ago
“I’M THE GPS YOU #$%♤☆£ SACK OF ○&¥♧!!!! NOW TRY EXPLAINING THAT BILL TO YOUR WHORE OF A WIFE THAT I #$%&^ WITH MY RED @#$¤♤£¥ NOSE LAST NIGHT!!!!”
Impkins Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Good shot, Bleeb! Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Check out the teeth on that reindeer! Thank you Mr. McPherson, for sharing Little Alien Dude Bleeb with us on this holiday. Hope you have a great one! :)
jbduncan almost 5 years ago
If it works like my Garmin on the golf course, good riddance.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Someone will be served as venison for Christmas